I am highly intelligent and exceptionally well-educated. I can learn just about anything very quickly. I've been looking for work for several years and I'm desperate. The brokenness of the hiring system in the US is well past the point of ludicrous. All I need is 18 USD/hour or so for some data entry or other intellectual office work. I have difficulty understanding how no one appears to have a use for someone like me, but there you go. I do not drive and would prefer to work downtown, though other central areas accessible by foot or bus could be considered. Please, someone, hire me, or let me know if you know of someone else who might.
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