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2012 BMW 535xi - $5,995 (Ross)
4315 Hamilton Cleves Road
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Looking for a ride that says "I’ve arrived" without your bank account saying "I’m overdrawn"?
Welcome to Energy Autohaus in Ross, where we believe you shouldn't have to choose between luxury and having money for groceries. We’re offering this 2012 BMW 535xi for a price so low it’s legally bordering on a "gift."
The "Executive" Summary:
• The Powerhouse: A 3.0L Inline-6 with xDrive (All-Wheel Drive). It’s basically a sophisticated tank in a tuxedo.
• The Maintenance: This isn't your typical "mechanic’s special." It has 17 service records and a clean title. We just threw on brand-new brakes all around and gave it a fresh oil change.
• The Dashboard: Absolute silence. No warning lights. No scary beeps. Just pure, unadulterated confidence.
• The Miles: 138k. In BMW mileage, that’s just "experienced."
The Honest Truth:
Does it have a few "character marks" (minor cosmetic flaws)? Yes. It’s a 2012, not a showroom miracle. But at this price, you can afford to look the other way—especially since you’ll be looking so good behind the wheel.
The "Ross, Ohio" Deal:
• CARFAX Retail Value: $8,040
• Our Price: $5,995
You’re saving over $2,000. That’s enough savings to pay for your gas, your insurance, and a very celebratory dinner at your favorite spot in Hamilton.
đź“Ť COME GET IT:
Energy Autohaus LLC
4315 Hamilton Cleves Rd
Hamilton, OH 45013
We’re right here in Ross, ready to hand you the keys to your new personality. This car drives great, looks expensive, and is priced to move faster than the car itself.
Serious buyers only—hilarious test drive stories included at no extra charge.